Fun Facts!

08
Nov
2011

It's 5:00 a.m. and I've been up for ... a while.

This sinus infection b.s. is taking a toll on my person … and I don’t like it.
Fun Fact!
Sinus/Cold medications WILL thin your blood.
It’s just the way they work.
So if you’re a nose bleeder (like myself) you’re in trouble.

So I have two options.
Don’t take the meds …
Which means NOT breathing.
NOT sleeping.
Sneezing 200 times in a row (which causes nose bleeds all by itself)
Being miserable.
Without meds my face is literally swollen with crap in my sinuses …
Add a nose bleed =
UGH.

Take the meds ???
Sleep for a few hours because I can actually BREATHE.
AIR.
In and out of my face !!!!
But then awake at 3:00 a.m. because the meds thinned my blood
and ….
you guessed it ….
NOSE BLEED that won’t stop.

I’m currently sitting here with an ice pack on my face.
And a freaking Tampon stuck up my nose.
Attractive picture painted ????
Oh yes.
I’m am SEXY hear me …
WHINE.

Fun Fact!
This must end soon or I will cease to be my fantastic self.
I’ll either bleed out.
Suffocate from non-breathing.
Or go insane with a tampon stuck up my nose.

I’m not sure which is better yet.
I’ll get back to you.

Three words.
Trade.
Me.
Lives.

((P.S. I started your morning off GREAT didn’t I ??? I’m awesome. I know it. lol.))
((P.S.S. I’m sorry.))

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