Uno ~ Dos ~ Tres
2011
UNO. Lots and lots of stuff going on. Most of which I can’t (or won’t) discuss on here. Let’s just say that this parenting shit … is hard. And yeah. You’d think the more grown up a kid gets, the easier the problems would be, but that my friends … is a LIE. I’d pay every penny in my pink piggie bank to go back to crayons, diapers, binkies and baby food! Straight up.
Puke on my shoulder? No problem.
Functioning on 2 hours of sleep? Piece of cake.
Explosive, up the back, poopy diaper? Bring. It. On.
Randomness Numero Dos. My Boxes all finally arrived. Yay! Yup!
Behold May’s Birchbox!
Amazon‘s Books!
Ulta’s Naked Palette (PURE LOVE right there ya’ll! Used it for the first time this morning and WOW! Love love love ♥)
Ulta’s free samples I received! (Love me some FREE!)
I also received my Hair Extensions (from Dollie’s Hair Extensions) and really REALLY like them. I haven’t taken any pictures though, because … I’m gonna have to order a second set for my super stupid thick hair. Ohh and maybe get them cut a few inches. Twenty inches of hair…ain’t no joke ya’ll. That’s LONG. I really like the way they clip in and when I put them all on one side of my head (for the fullness effect) ??? WOW! LOVE ♥
Also got myself an Electric Blue CHI that came in yesterday. My pink one died. It was sad. Tears were shed. I feel much better knowing that she’s been replaced. Can’t live without a good Straightener.
Bouncing topic Number Tres.
Scotty won Idol. Blah. Not that I cared either way … but my opinion on the matter is this = ANY guy that can halfway sing … can sound as good as Scotty. He just has an average range with a LOT of twang. The songs he sang … weren’t “hard” to sing at all. For almost anyone really. I think it takes a lot more talent and effort to sing like James or Haley or Pia or even Lauren. So I think they would have “earned” it more if that makes sense.
But yeah.
James and Judas Priest ??? Awesome.
JLo shaking her booty with her weirdo Hubby ??? HOT.
Steven Tyler singing ??? Love.
Tim McGraw ??? MELT.
Carrie Underwood ??? Holy Legs Bat Woman!
Jack Black ??? Cracks me up!
Bono ??? GO HOME! Ugh.
Beyonce ??? I think I got burnt out after watching her on Oprah’s finale.
Gaga ??? COME ON!
Speaking of Oprah’s finale …. *SOB* …. WHAT am I gonna do without her ??? I haven’t watched her final show from yesterday yet, but I have watched her two day “Everyone Loves Oprah” event from Monday and Tuesday… and yes, I cried. I’m a big ole baby like that.
LMAO at the “explosive, up the back, poopy diaper”!!! Would you believe I’m STILL dealing with that? Ugh! Boys and potty training, SO NOT FUN! I can’t say I would trade you, I can only imagine how hard the teenage/early adult years are. I know myself, I was a big ass brat back then! Outta control, doin’ what I wanted to and not making good choices! I KNOW I gave my Mom a run for her money! Hang in there girl, love ya lots!
Thanks girlie.
I’m hanging on … barely
And let me tell you…. I’m having lots of Aha moments and they’re making me realize just how hard I must’ve been on my Momma at times. I called her up last night and spent 2 hours venting and UNDERSTANDING how hard this parenting thing really is. Ugh. She assures me that my child WILL turn into a real person one of these days lol
Seriously! My Mom recently said she is surprised how “good” I turned out and that others in the family and family-friends have said that I “turned it around”. (I don’t think I’m all that “good” now if you ask me though
hehe) I think we all have to have our period of testing how far we can go. Funny thing is, you pay for it in the end, one way or another. In our case! It is (will be) by having to be on the other end of it with our own kiddos!
P.S. Thinking about all of this made me recall just how bad I was in the “old days”. I’m so anal and OCD now but you would’ve never know it before! I was the chick who would just throw out dirty (moldy) dishes from the sink and GO BUY NEW ONES because I didn’t want to deal with washing dishes! LOL!